A fine gentleman.

A sayer of things.

Twitter: @Orthelious
January 18th
11:24 AM

Goodbye Perfect Vision Pt. 3

Some key findings from today’s eye exam:

  • When I look really annoyed or suspicious of someone, it’s actually from eye strain. 
  • Designers of eyeglass frames are prejudiced against people with large heads. 
  • If I tell someone that I study arts management, and they mistakenly think I mean theatre management, my being a straight male they will immediately fall in love with me.